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Top 5 Reasons Why Bruce Campbell is Better Than Chuck Norris

fuckyeahbruce-campbell:

cheesepancakes:

5. Chuck Norris fights humans. Bruce Campbell fights the supernatural.

4. Why use fists when you have a chainsaw for a hand and a boomstick?

3. Bruce Campbell breathes coolness when he talks. Example:

Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples.

Ash (Bruce Campbell): Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I’ve got news for you pal, you ain’t leadin’ but two things, right now: Jack and shit… and Jack left town.

or even better:

Fan: You’re Bruce Campbell!

Bruce Campbell: Somebody has to be.

2. Bruce Campbell was in The Evil Dead movies. Nuff said.

and the number 1 reason why Bruce Campbell is better than Chuck Norris is:

1. Bruce Campbell’s movies are supposed to have that cheesiness to them.

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    well seeing as people seem to enjoy this post, i’m going to add a Special Supplementary Reason that just came to mind...

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